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hamster

March 15, 9:00am… Dylan causes an internet shitstorm with the Human-Sized Hamster Wheel

The Human-Sized Hamster Wheel was the first Craigslist add I posted for the competition.

It was also the first peak I got at the level of collateral damage we were about to inflict on an unknowing public with this competition. All of a sudden posts started popping up on Burning Van and Reddit. I was getting hundreds of emails a day begging to take it off my hands. Sometimes I would see multiple emails from the same person… every hour… getting progressively more despondent and angry at my lack of response. It was heart breaking. I tried responding to a couple to explain that it was a good natured hoax, but the deluge kept coming.

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ravenna-lego

Bulk lego, VW Volkswagen Ravenna Green color, Westfalia Westy – $80 (marpole)

Selling a bin of about 100 pieces of Ravenna Green colored bulk lego pieces. *Extremely* rare — would make a great gift for the Volkswagen microbus or vanagon westy westfalia owner with kids so that their kids can grow up with appropriate social values, knowing the sweet splendour of a life lived with a flower in their hair, sweet waves of patchouli drifting into their nostrils, dreams of the open road in their mind, and a distrust of squares and republicans.

Buy it now–don’t miss out!!! Includes storage containers made from hollow coconut husks.

Will include fashionable tie-dyed one-piece driving jumpsuit, and a beaded car seat cover for an additional $10.

Leave phone num. in your email so we can reverse-lookup yoru number to make sure you don’t work for the man.

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