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March 15, 9:00am… Dylan causes an internet shitstorm with the Human-Sized Hamster Wheel

The Human-Sized Hamster Wheel was the first Craigslist add I posted for the competition.

It was also the first peak I got at the level of collateral damage we were about to inflict on an unknowing public with this competition. All of a sudden posts started popping up on Burning Van and Reddit. I was getting hundreds of emails a day begging to take it off my hands. Sometimes I would see multiple emails from the same person… every hour… getting progressively more despondent and angry at my lack of response. It was heart breaking. I tried responding to a couple to explain that it was a good natured hoax, but the deluge kept coming.




An add for a disco ball motorcycle helmet… with a twist

Tee hee.


I have a one, mint condition disco ball themed motorcycle / scooter helmet for none but the worthy. I will sell you this marvel for a measly $1 IF you engage with ME in a game of Rochambeau.

The game of Rochambeau:

It’s basically a nut-kicking contest, usually performed between two males, taking turns to see who can take the most kicks in the nuts. Whoever taps out first loses.




Bulk lego, VW Volkswagen Ravenna Green color, Westfalia Westy – $80 (marpole)

Selling a bin of about 100 pieces of Ravenna Green colored bulk lego pieces. *Extremely* rare — would make a great gift for the Volkswagen microbus or vanagon westy westfalia owner with kids so that their kids can grow up with appropriate social values, knowing the sweet splendour of a life lived with a flower in their hair, sweet waves of patchouli drifting into their nostrils, dreams of the open road in their mind, and a distrust of squares and republicans.

Buy it now–don’t miss out!!! Includes storage containers made from hollow coconut husks.

Will include fashionable tie-dyed one-piece driving jumpsuit, and a beaded car seat cover for an additional $10.

Leave phone num. in your email so we can reverse-lookup yoru number to make sure you don’t work for the man.